The briefcase & the miniskirt

😜Tokyo, Japan
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her mini skirt.
Before the man could apologize, the girl bowed deeply, and said,“I humbly apologize for this error. The quality of my skirt is not good.”
Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.

😜New York, USA
Before the man could react, the woman pulled out a business card and gave it to him saying,
“This is my lawyer’s card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment matter. See you in court, buddy!”

😜London, England
Before the man could react, the girl quickly covered the torn spot with a newspaper, and said with a blush on her face,
“Do you mind taking me home, sir? I live not far away.”
The Englishman took his jacket off, put it on her, called a cab and took her home safely.

😜Paris, France
Before the man could react, the girl murmured with a smile,“A red rose can best convey your apology, monsieur.”
The Frenchman bought her a rose, and then they went to a nearby cafe, drank some wine.

😜Sydney, Australia
Before the man could apologize, the girl turned around, took out a hunting knife, ripped the side of his trousers and said; “OK, now we’re even, mate"

😜Shanghai, China
Before the man could say anything, the police came and took him away to labour camp

😜😜New Delhi, India
Before the man could apologize, 10 TV anchors came yelling, “We are the first TV channel to bring you this outrageous event. This is exclusive. How the modesty of a simple dalit/minority girl was violated in open public by a dark Hindu RSS fundamentalist with a bhagwa briefcase and he attended Shaka once 15 years ago. We assure you, we shall track this sordid story of this Hindu terror to the very end. Blatant intolerance by the majority Hindus working on Hindutva agenda of BJP. India wants to know !The nation is watching ! The PM must answer !”

How Low Can You Go? The Uddhav Thackeray Chronicles of Power Games

In a world where politicians often outdo each other in their desperate quests for power, Uddhav Thackeray’s recent act has redefined the phrase "falling from grace." The former Chief Minister of Maharashtra, who once waved the Hindutva flag as if it were his personal mantra, has now donned the garb of repentance, apologizing for the Shiv Sena’s involvement in the 1992 riots. Oh, how the mighty have grovelled!

Uddhav, who once roared like a lion for Hindutva, has suddenly found himself in the midst of Muslim community leaders, asking for forgiveness and proclaiming, “It was a mistake, forgive me.” Forgive? Yes, of course! After all, why hold grudges when there’s an election to win? The timing of this act of atonement is so hilariously coincidental that even Bollywood scriptwriters would blush at its predictability.

Let’s take a moment to marvel at the irony. The same Uddhav Thackeray who built his political empire on Shiv Sena’s aggressive Hindutva ideology is now in the company of community leaders who once bore the brunt of his party's rhetoric. With folded hands and words dripping with contrition, he seems to say, "The past is the past. Let’s forget it, shall we?" Bravo, Mr. Thackeray! If power were a circus, you’d be the ringmaster.

But wait, there’s more! This isn’t just any apology. It’s an apology tailored to woo voters who might have turned their backs on his party after his ideological flip-flop. From the staunch Hindutva leader to a secular messiah, Uddhav’s transformation is a masterclass in political shape-shifting. Who needs principles when you have the power to gain?

The timing couldn’t be more suspicious. With elections around the corner, it’s clear that the apology is less about genuine remorse and more about making political gains. Thackeray’s Shiv Sena splintered after his fallout with the BJP, and now he’s scrambling to find footing in a landscape where his loyalists seem to be dwindling. What better way to expand your voter base than to eat humble pie in public? Forget convictions; survival is the new creed.

Uddhav’s father, Bal Thackeray, the founder of the Shiv Sena, must be metaphorically shaking his head from beyond. The late Balasaheb, known for his unapologetic rhetoric and steadfast commitment to Hindutva, would likely be aghast at his son’s volte-face. Where is the fire? Where is the unapologetic confidence? Instead, we have a politician bending over backwards to appease, placate, and beg.

As for the voters, one wonders what they make of this newfound humility. Is it sincere? Is it desperation? Or is it simply a calculated move by a politician who has realized that power is more important than principles? The answer lies in the ballot boxes. Will voters forgive and forget? Or will they see through the façade?

One thing is certain: Uddhav Thackeray’s apology has cemented his place in the annals of political opportunism. It’s a stark reminder that in the game of power, there are no permanent friends, enemies, or even ideologies—just opportunities. How low can one fall? Apparently, as low as necessary to grab a slice of the pie.

In the end, Uddhav’s apology may win him votes or cost him dearly. But one thing it has already won him is a spot in the gallery of political theatrics. So, take a bow, Mr. Thackeray. The stage is yours—for now.

Heights of Appeasement- Shame!!

"सोसायटीमध्ये सार्वजनिक कुर्बानी नाही तर दिवाळीची लाइटिंग ही नको - उद्धव
मुंबई, ठाण्यामधील उद्धव गटाच्या कार्यकर्त्यांमध्ये नाराजी

उमेश पाटील, विशेष प्रतिनिधी

सार्वजनिक गणेशोत्सव सुरु झाला की मुंबईतील विविध मंडळांकडून दर्शनासाठी गेलेल्या गणेश मूर्तीसमोर पांडाल, मांडव उभारून त्यातही बिघाड लावला जातो. तसेच या मांडवात नेत्यांचे फोटो लावण्याची परंपरा होती. परंतु, आताच्या परिस्थितीत विविध लोकांच्या मागणीनुसार मुख्यमंत्री उद्धव ठाकरे यांच्या म्हणण्याप्रमाणे गणेश मंडळांनी नेत्यांचे फोटो न लावण्याची मागणी केली आहे. विशेष म्हणजे उद्धव ठाकरे यांनी म्हटले आहे की जर सार्वजनिक सोसायट्यांमध्ये कुर्बानी परवानगी देणार नसाल, तर दिवाळीची लाइटिंग देखील लावू नका. यामुळे विविध सोसायटींमध्ये आणि ठाण्यातील शिवसेनेच्या कार्यकर्त्यांमध्ये नाराजी दिसून आली आहे."

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In a recent statement, Maharashtra’s Chief Minister Uddhav Thackeray stirred controversy by suggesting that if public societies cannot permit sacrifices (slaughtering innocent animals), then they should also refrain from putting up Diwali lights. His comment came amidst tensions in Mumbai and Thane, especially among Shiv Sena supporters, who voiced dissatisfaction over the decision.

Uddhav Thackeray, once regarded as the flagbearer of his father Balasaheb Thackeray’s Hindutva ideology, seems to be drifting far from the foundational principles of Shiv Sena. Balasaheb was known for his unwavering commitment to Hindutva and support for Hindu cultural traditions. Yet, Uddhav’s statements, urging a compromise on Diwali decorations if sacrifices aren't permitted, appear to undermine those very values.

How ironic that the legacy of Balasaheb, a staunch advocate for Hindu pride, is now represented by a leader seemingly hesitant to uphold the traditions his father championed. Uddhav’s attempt to equate religious sacrifices with Diwali decorations comes across as a weak attempt to appease all sides, but it risks alienating the core Shiv Sena base. What would Balasaheb think, seeing his vision for a proud Hindu Maharashtra reduced to a mere balancing act? Shame indeed, as the ideology of Hindutva appears to be diluted under Uddhav’s leadership.

YOU CANNOT BE PRO-INDIA/PRO MODI IN AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES TODAY
After speaking to Indian-origin students in college campuses, I’ve come to know that the one thing they cannot afford to do is to praise Prime Minister Modi’s policies or defend India’s actions on anything. Professors openly show their dislike of PM Modi. They’ve made up their mind that he is Hitler and there is no democracy nor press freedom in India and Muslims are getting assaulted in large numbers by Hindus. Anyone who dares to defend India or point out that the Indian reality is different from how NYT and Economist project it is given a cold treatment and profiled as a right-wing fascist. But get up in class to speak negatively about India and you will be given extra time to speak and applauded. As a result, many Indians are fitting themselves into the required narrative.

Recently, I heard about one post-doc from India who naively thought he was duty-bound to explain to explain to profs and colleagues that NYT and WaPo were publishing false narratives. Chap is now wondering why none of the profs are giving feedback as he applies for faculty positions.

One Indian student recalls that the first time she realized the bigotry of her friends was when Article 370 was rescinded. She thought her college friends were rational people but suddenly they changed their profile photos in social media to the color red to signify that Kashmir was bleeding. When she tried to reason with her friends by explaining how Kashmir had been kept backward by state politicians and how Hindus had been driven out from their homes overnight, they refused to listen and called it Hindutva propaganda. So now she does not discuss such topics any more with her peers.

There is a huge lobby of leftists-Muslims-Palestine supporters-Israel haters who do not allow any conversation outside their embedded narratives. The only way Indians can survive on American college campuses is by avoiding any talk of Indian politics and accepting the boundaries in which they can operate.

Who would have thought that one day, American universities, which epitomized free speech would become such a hotbed of intolerance?

Modi is Trapped in a Chakravyuh
- via Social Media

Senior journalist Sushant Sinha explained in his show what a real Chakravyuh is like.

At the center of this Chakravyuh is Modi. Modi represents India, and for India, there is a Hindu who speaks of Hindutva and places his religion and country above caste. In this way, a Chakravyuh has been set around Modi in the name of Modi.

The First Layer: The first circle of the Chakravyuh attacks the economic system so that India's economy collapses. Using the help of a hidden class, it's being said that India's market is fraudulent. Pull out your investments. LIC/SBI/HAL are all sinking. Withdraw your money from everywhere and do not invest further.

The Second Layer: The second circle focuses on issues like Agniveer, so that rebellion arises in the army. The army is the force that protects the country during civil war or conflict, so incite them against the government so that they may help overthrow it during a civil war.

The Third Layer: The third circle involves the farmers. By provoking them, destroy India's food supply. How long can a country survive on empty stomachs? In this way, you block the country's money, army, and food supply, all of which are essential during any conflict.

The Fourth Layer: Reservation. Stir up caste divisions within Hindus and create fierce casteism. This way, when the time for unity arrives during a war, they will destroy each other.

The Fifth Layer: Declare that the Constitution is in danger and that dictatorship has arrived in the country. Before the government starts killing you, you should begin to kill the government and its supporters, otherwise, they will wipe you out.

The Sixth Layer: Raises the issue of minorities being in danger, urging them to join the cause and establish their government. Once this is done, we will take revenge on them one by one.

The Seventh Layer: In the seventh circle, foreign powers come into play. They will fund and provide plans, whether it’s creating a Khalistan, pushing for a Christian country in the Northeast, establishing an Islamic regime in Kerala/Bengal, creating a North vs. South conflict, dividing people between Hindi and non-Hindi speakers, and when all this happens, foreign powers will intervene in the name of saving democracy, as they have done in other countries.

This is the 7-layer Chakravyuh Modi has to fight against.

Modi's Strength is People's Trust: Everything is being done to break this trust.

If Modi is defeated, then all those who are currently mocking Congress and religion will be eliminated. Nationalism will be declared a crime. Speaking out against oppression will lead to abduction. No country will speak out, just like today no one speaks out against Bangladesh; instead, they say everything is fake news. Just as in West Bengal, if you raise your voice, you will be taken from your home.

And the Supreme Court, will it come to the rescue?

The judges of the Supreme Court will be trapped just like they were in Bangladesh, and they will be forced to resign.

The excuse for all this will be that the people revolted against dictatorship. They're not targeting those practicing Hindutva; they're attacking BJP supporters who stood by Modi and supported oppression. Someone will say that a Muslim beheaded a Hindu because he was oppressed for years. A Hindu girl will be kidnapped and raped because she insulted religion. A Hindu's house will be looted because he supported capitalism and scorned the poor. Hindus will be forced to resign because they supported dictatorship. A Jizya (property) tax will be imposed on Hindus because they 'looted' for years.

And this is not an exaggeration, it’s happening next door in Bangladesh. It's happening in Bengal. And history has repeated itself in dozens of countries.

It’s a different story if you live under the illusion that this won’t happen to you, while you complain about inflation or taxes and set out to teach Modi a lesson.

New Bangladesh Govt releases radical Islamist cleric with links to Al-Qaeda Muhammad Jasimuddin Rahmani from jail. He was imprisoned on terr0rism & multiple k!||ing charges.

Now free, he is calling to dismantle Hindutva and Capture Delhi, urges Bengal Chief Minister to declare independence from India.

Asks for Jihad in J&K with the help of Pakistan and also asks China to block the chicken neck.

https://x.com/MeghUpdates/status/1834218320112795736

Harappan Civilization has been renamed to “Sindhu-Sarasvati” in NCERT Class 6 social science textbook.

The leftist ecosystem is claiming that these alternative names demonstrate the “Hindutva agenda” of the government.

Michel Danino, the chair of the NCERT committee that drafted the textbook has defended the changes.

Annamalai claims that BJP will form Govt in Tamilnadu in 2026

"If my father was Karunanidhi I also would have won elections by now. My father’s name is Kuppuswamy, so it will take some time for me to win elections"

"Tamilnadu has not rejected Hindutva, our vote share has increased significantly" - Annamalai

Annamalai said Jayalalithaa was a Hindutva leader. He said below points -

"In 1992, Jayalalithaa had said Kar Seva was not a wrong word"

"She opposed dismissal of 3 state BJP Govts after Babri demolition"

"In 1993, she organised a signature campaign favouring construction of Ram Temple"

"She had also asked if a temple for Lord Ram cannot be built in India, whether it is possible to construct it in Pakistan"

"She favoured Uniform Civil Code. She also stood for declaring Ram Sethu as a national monument"

"When the RSS head office in Chennai was flattened following a b0mb blast in 1993, she offered to construct it from Govt funds"

"She enacted strict anti-conversion law and also set up a Veda patashala"

Swamy claim to have fought for Ram Setu but in reality it was Jayalalithaa ji and Swamy just robbed all credit

J Sai Deepak On Hindutva,Free temple movement, Muslims in India & more|The Raunac Podcast| Rj Raunac

About this podcast :

We are excited to release one of our most compelling episodes yet! We sit down with renowned author and Supreme Court lawyer, J Sai Deepak, for an insightful , knowledgeable and candid conversation on some of the most pressing issues facing India today. Known for his articulate views and deep understanding of history and law, J Sai Deepak delves into topics that are often at the center of national debate.

Key Topics Discussed:

Bharat
Hindus in Danger
Reclaiming Temples
Hindu Identity
Indian History
Reservation

Did you know this?

These 7 predictions now appears to become true :-

1. There will come a day when the Congress leader will wear Janeu on the coat to vote - Veer Savarkar, 1959

2. One day the BJP will rule the entire country - Atal Bihari Vajpayee ji 1999, in Parliament

3. I'm leaving the Congress today, but I swear that I'll start an organization against this Congress ideology that will erase its name. Even if it takes 100 years. May be 100 years more -Keshav Baliram Hedgewar, Founder & First Sarsanghchalak, 1922, Nagpur

4. On the day the Hindutva will proudly say that I am a Hindu, on that day America too will bow down before the traditional culture of India and ask that they should explain/teach this or that country - Swami Vivekananda, 1893, in Chicago, USA.

5. "Today, Indira Gandhi shot & killed 400 sadhus in an hour in front of Parliament in the cow slaughter movement. I curse the Congress party that one day a monk meditating now in the Himalayas will occupy this Parliament in modern costumes and destroy the Congress ideology.
It is a curse of a Brahmin and the curse of a Brahmin never goes empty" - Karpatri Maharaj, weeping in front of Parliament & picking up corpses of sadhus, 1966

6. The Congress party will fall so low for the vote bank that it will support the slogans of Nehru's leftist *** center like JNU, and openly support cow slaughter and prove themselves to be Naxalites - Dr. Subramanian Swamy, in AAP ki Adalat, 2009

7. @narendramodi is the future of India. Don't blame the 2002 Gujarat riots on him. He is sinless. I tell Atalji & RSS to continue him or else Hindutva will end from India - Balasaheb Thackeray, 6 June 2002

Vande Matram! Bharat Mata Ki Jai !

Jijaji slowly trying to enter and take control of the party. Notice Tilak everywhere he goes. Soft Hindutva bring adopted silently

By 2027 in UP and 2029 Lok Saabha, Priyanka will enter with soft and moderate Hindu image

We'll eliminate the 4% reservation given to muslims and give it to SC, ST and OBC's - Amit Shah

Hindutva🔥🔥🔥. Antidote to caste politics

Dr. B M Hedge is a well known cardiologist & professor telling us the relationship of quantum physics and our hindu scriptures...

And 10th fail chhota Stalin says we will dismental hindutva ....

Why does the world want to dismantle only hindutva and not the ideologies that actually preach hate?

If we look back, we will find that even after dividing our Nation on Hindu / Muslim lines, we never learnt anything and went on eulogizing our invaders while Vilifying our culture that never invaded any country or never killed or r@ped innocent people or kids in name of ideology/God. (Recent example of Israel is in front of us).

Why did this happen?

Why even after so many invasions before our independence, we never learnt to be alert about faiths that are intolerant to our very existence? That's because we never knew how the organized but barbaric ideologies work. Organized ideologies have a full proof plan documented in their books , about how to control their own people and expand their territory, so that the whole world comes under their control. We were deliberately kept ignorant about such ideologies and instead were taught that all ideologies preach peace and love. If that is the case , why does the world want to dismantle only hindutva and not other faiths?

Hindutva means freedom. Every person is free to choose or worship one’s own deity in their own way. Every person is free to choose one's own path for either liberation or heaven or ****. That creates diversity. That creates difficulty for certain trade lobbies to bring control over people. Fir example, People following hindutva can choose patanjali even over MNCs. If you have seen, some ideologies restrict their people to buy things only recommended or certified by their religious/ideological masters. Such control is not possible on people following Hindutva. So this explains why the world dislikes hindutva, basically trade lobbies dislike them and then these trade lobbies create narratives to vilify hindutva and create perception against hindutva throughout the world. How can we forget the toolkit created by UPA called "saffron terror"?

Why am I writing about this?

Elections are coming , there is a lobby that is trying to divide us on the basis of caste, language, region and deity. Perhaps that wasn't enough that the same lobby is busy creating a divide between various Indic faiths like Hindus vs Sikh or Hindus vs Jain.

Right from independence many parties are created based on region, language, caste etc. Was their ideology any different from Congress? All were involved in corruption, creating their own ecosystem and their supremos became super rich without doing any business(rags to riches). Their only business was controlling the media and dividing Hindus on various party lines. No one was bothered about our heritage or culture. Everyone was busy celebrating non-Hindu festivals and appeasing minorities while Vilifying Brahmins that were the strength of hindutva.

Today when I see Hindus disrespecting Brahmins who are called for any religious rituals, be it marriage or Puja, I feel sad as I feel we have lost the essence of hindutva due to the impact of our education/entertainment that portrayed Brahmins as evil beings. There are bad elements in every community but that doesn't give anyone a right to ridicule every person of that community, unless the religious scriptures of such a community itself are spreading hate.

Many toolkits will come to divide us , let's not fall prey to any such toolkits. Let's not fight amongst each other when provoked by any SM handle as we never know whether that handle is charging money to divide the majority. We all are different in every way and we all love our way, so don't criticize anyone unless it's harmful for other communities. Don't mock anyone for their eating habits.

Let our diversity be our strength. I think our diversity has saved us from various invasions. Don't allow our enemies to use our diversity as a fault-line to divide us. If we get divided , our enemy can easily destroy us.
DGP

The criticism and hatred towards Hindus by certain liberals have reached disturbing levels!

Observing Slavoj Zizek, a professor at the University of London, blaming the Bhagavad Gita for the crimes of Nazis is not only appalling but also outrageous.

In his tirade, he didn't even attempt to hide behind the usual excuses of criticizing specific organizations or figures like RSS, BJP, Modi, Hindutva, or Sanatan. Instead, he directly attacked the sacred Bhagavad Gita itself.

Considering his bizarre actions, it appears that he might be yearning for something quite desperately.

Indian Muslim Friend: Pray for Gaza. Death to Israel.

Hindu: But Hamas started it. They paraded Israeli/ German women *****, butchered/ burned alive little children.

MF: That's resistance. When someone occupies your land, you are free to throw them out by all means.

H: Who occupied what?

MF: Jews occupied Israel - the land of Muslims - Palestine.

H: But Israel is land of Jews.

MF: Haha fake news. There was nothing known as Israel before 1948. US & west conspired against Muslims and occupied our land.

H: But Allah Herself calls Jews as "children of Israel" at least 40 times in Quran. If Israel didn't exist before 1948, was Quran written in 1949? Or is Quran wrong?

MF:

H: Why silent?

MF: Still, Jews are occupiers of Muslim land of Palestine.

H: But there's no mention of word/ place called Palestine in Allah's book. So it's Muslims who must explain what they did to original Israel & its children mentioned in Quran that they were out of their land for 1400 yrs. If one party that's occupier here, it's Muslims, not the Jews.

MF:

H: Why silent?

MF: Can't you see little kids in Gaza dying in Israeli attacks?

H: I also saw little Israeli children
K!lled by Islamists of Hamas. Islamists started it.

MF:

H: Why silent?

MF: Innocent Muslims are dying.

H: Ok tell me, if Israel hadn't killed any Muslim in Palestine/ Gaza, would Allah have granted them Jannat? In holy book and Hadith, isn't it written that before Islamic judgement day, Muslims will kill all Jews and even stones & trees will help Muslims in the genocide? Even if Israel does nothing, their slaughter is certain?

MF: No Jew/ Hindu/ non-Muslim can get Jannat. Yes, k!lling of Jews before Qayamat is mentioned in our books. So what? That's Allah's word. But why are Jews killing innocent Muslims now?

H: So Jews should wait for the day when they get slaughtered by zombies and till then they must embrace you as brothers? And even after getting slaughtered, they'll be burned in eternal Islamic ****. Why shouldn't Jews defend themselves and preempt future slaughter today?

MF:

H: Why silent?

MF: You're a typical Hindutva genocide enabler.

H: And who are you?

MF: I am a proud patriotic Indian Muslim who rejected Pakistan in 1947.

H: So your ancestors were children of India?

MF: Haha, lol, Hindu! My ancestors came to India with Mahmud Ghaznavi riding donkeys. We Muslims conquered & ruled you for 1000 yrs.

H: So you're an outsider in India. Why shouldn't India throw you out, as, in your own words- "occupiers are to be thrown out by all means"? Why shouldn't India do to you what you want to do with 'occupiers' in Israel?

MF:

H: Why silent?

MF (CAPS LOCK ON): I AM INNOCENT YOU ARE ISLAMOPHOBE AND ISRAEL IS TERRORIST HAMAS IS RESISTANCE AND ONLY RAVISH KUMAR IS TRUE JOURNALIST YOU'RE GODI MEDIA AND ZUBAIR HAS FACT CHECKED ONLY 90 JEW CHILDREN WERE BEHEADED, NOT 100 AND WE ARE INNOCENT AND I AM TRUE INDIAN AND WE RULED HINDU FOR 1000 YRS YOU ISLAMOPHOBE..SFGJLLNGZCHLLGRAGOLMNXZSAAWTIOJGDSFJKJVaahhaaaahhhhhaaahhhhhhh..

MF wins debate.

PS: MF = Muslim Friend

©️ Vashi Sharma

Via-MeghUpdates via - Pakistan Untold.

"Uproot Hindutva" poster at Pro Hamas rally in Kerala.

I$lamic terrorist organisation Hamas founding member Khaled Mashal was invited by "Solidarity For Youth" in a program in support of Hamas. It is Youth Wing of Jamaat-e-I$lami Hind supported by CPI(M) and Congress. They are inviting Hamas founder to "Uproot Hindutva".

Finally Hamas and Congress have got same objective, "Uproot Hindutva".
Dr Gaurav Pradhan