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  • This is brilliant humour!
    This is brilliant humour!
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  • Humour at it best!
    Whoever made this , Salute!!
    Humour at it best! Whoever made this , Salute!!
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  • Banking Experience

    Yesterday I went to SBI bank to take a car loan.

    The bank officer was a gentleman, he made me sit and gave me a soft drink. Then he fixed a monthly instalment of Rs. 8500 on a loan of Rs. 10 lakh. He asked me how will I repay the loan instalment.

    I told him that Rahul Gandhi has said that our government will be formed on 4th June and as soon as it is formed, Rs. 8500 will be credited to my bank every month. Deduct my instalment from that amount.

    I swear by God, a scuffle broke out and even the soft drink was snatched from my hand. Tell me what wrong did I do?
    #Humour
    Banking Experience Yesterday I went to SBI bank to take a car loan. The bank officer was a gentleman, he made me sit and gave me a soft drink. Then he fixed a monthly instalment of Rs. 8500 on a loan of Rs. 10 lakh. He asked me how will I repay the loan instalment. I told him that Rahul Gandhi has said that our government will be formed on 4th June and as soon as it is formed, Rs. 8500 will be credited to my bank every month. Deduct my instalment from that amount. I swear by God, a scuffle broke out and even the soft drink was snatched from my hand. Tell me what wrong did I do? #Humour
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  • Humour!
    गांव के स्कूल में नए मास्टरजी आये। उन्होंने सोचा किसी अच्छे लड़के को मोनिटर बना दूँ।

    अब उन्होंने एक के बाद एक लड़कों से सवाल पूछना शुरू किया।

    "स्कूल से छूटने के बाद घर पर जाके क्या करते हो ?"

    एक लड़के ने कहा, "मैं नारायण भंडारी के घर से मेरे पप्पा के लिए भांग की गोलियां लाता हूँ !"

    दूसरे ने कहा, "मैं नारायण भंडारी के घर से मेरे बापू के लिए देसी दारू का खंभा लाता हूँ !"

    तीसरे ने कहा, "मैं नारायण भंडारी के घर से मेरे बाबा के लिए गांजे की पूड़ियाँ लाता हूँ !"

    चौथे लड़के ने कहा,

    "मैं घर जाकर हाथ पैर धोकर थोड़ा नाश्ता करता हूँ। उसके बाद भगवान को दिया-बत्ती करके स्तोत्र वगैरा का पाठ करता हूँ। फिर मैं पिताजी के काम में मदद करता हूँ।

    मास्टरजी तो एकदम गदगद हो गए ! बोले,

    "बेटा, इस कक्षा में तो मोनिटर बनने लायक तुम एक ही हो, आज से तुम इस कक्षा के मोनिटर हो !"

    "नाम क्या है तुम्हारा ?"

    लड़के ने कहा,

    "मास्टरजी ! नाम तो मेरा अरविन्द केजरीवाल है लेकिन क्लास और गाँव में सब लोग मुझे नारायण भंडारी कहते हैं।
    Humour! गांव के स्कूल में नए मास्टरजी आये। उन्होंने सोचा किसी अच्छे लड़के को मोनिटर बना दूँ। अब उन्होंने एक के बाद एक लड़कों से सवाल पूछना शुरू किया। "स्कूल से छूटने के बाद घर पर जाके क्या करते हो ?" एक लड़के ने कहा, "मैं नारायण भंडारी के घर से मेरे पप्पा के लिए भांग की गोलियां लाता हूँ !" दूसरे ने कहा, "मैं नारायण भंडारी के घर से मेरे बापू के लिए देसी दारू का खंभा लाता हूँ !" तीसरे ने कहा, "मैं नारायण भंडारी के घर से मेरे बाबा के लिए गांजे की पूड़ियाँ लाता हूँ !" चौथे लड़के ने कहा, "मैं घर जाकर हाथ पैर धोकर थोड़ा नाश्ता करता हूँ। उसके बाद भगवान को दिया-बत्ती करके स्तोत्र वगैरा का पाठ करता हूँ। फिर मैं पिताजी के काम में मदद करता हूँ। मास्टरजी तो एकदम गदगद हो गए ! बोले, "बेटा, इस कक्षा में तो मोनिटर बनने लायक तुम एक ही हो, आज से तुम इस कक्षा के मोनिटर हो !" "नाम क्या है तुम्हारा ?" लड़के ने कहा, "मास्टरजी ! नाम तो मेरा अरविन्द केजरीवाल है लेकिन क्लास और गाँव में सब लोग मुझे नारायण भंडारी कहते हैं।
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  • Humour!
    "Breaking news: A 55-year-old 'youth' has embarked on a 'Paad Yatra'! Talk about a gas-powered adventure! 🚶‍♂️💨 Who knew achieving flatulence could be such a noteworthy accomplishment?"
    Humour! "Breaking news: A 55-year-old 'youth' has embarked on a 'Paad Yatra'! Talk about a gas-powered adventure! 🚶‍♂️💨 Who knew achieving flatulence could be such a noteworthy accomplishment?"
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  • Five star Fun
    Humour
    Five star Fun Humour
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  • Beautiful Humour
    A girl at bustop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told " i love u"

    Man placed his hand on her head: " this love and infatuation all are nothing,

    Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life"

    Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand:" i have written some wisdom for you read before u sleep" and went away..

    Girl went back to hostel with tears and before sleep she opens the paper.

    "Are you blind? my wife was standing behind me..anyways this is my number call me anytime..by the way.. i love u too!"

    MEN ARE MEN..
    Beautiful Humour A girl at bustop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told " i love u" Man placed his hand on her head: " this love and infatuation all are nothing, Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life" Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand:" i have written some wisdom for you read before u sleep" and went away.. Girl went back to hostel with tears and before sleep she opens the paper. "Are you blind? my wife was standing behind me..anyways this is my number call me anytime..by the way.. i love u too!" MEN ARE MEN..
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  • Humour: Weather Forecast
    According to the weather forecast,
    This time it's going to be so cold that
    divorce lawyers might go hungry!!
    Humour: Weather Forecast According to the weather forecast, This time it's going to be so cold that divorce lawyers might go hungry!!
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  • Humour!
    शेक्सपीयर ने कहा था कि ..
    नाम में क्या रखा है ?

    भाई नाम से ही तो अमेरिका के एयरपोर्ट पर तय होता है कि
    आरती उतारनी है या पैंट। 😜
    Humour! शेक्सपीयर ने कहा था कि .. नाम में क्या रखा है ? भाई नाम से ही तो अमेरिका के एयरपोर्ट पर तय होता है कि आरती उतारनी है या पैंट। 😜
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  • Humour
    Post Match Analysis of India Vs Srilankai 😂😂😂

    #WorldCup2023
    #CricketWorldCup2023
    #IndianCricketTeam
    #IndiavsSriLanka
    Humour Post Match Analysis of India Vs Srilankai 😂😂😂 #WorldCup2023 #CricketWorldCup2023 #IndianCricketTeam #IndiavsSriLanka
    Haha
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  • #Humour
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  • Can you enjoy suffering same like this girl?
    #Humour
    Can you enjoy suffering same like this girl? #Humour
    Haha
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  • #Humour
    .Laugh at this :😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100

    An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...

    Lawyer : "I have lost my sense of taste"

    Indian doctor : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"

    Lawyer : "Ugh..this is kerosene"

    Indian doctor : "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"😂😂😂

    The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

    Lawyer : "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

    Indian doctor : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

    Lawyer (annoyed) : "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

    Indian doctor : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"😂😂🙄

    The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

    Lawyer : "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all "

    Indian doctor : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"

    Lawyer (staring at the note) : "But this is $20, not $100"

    Indian doctor : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"😂😂😂😅

    You can't beat the Indians !!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    P.S. : This has nothing to do with the current "Trudeau Tirade" 😁😁😁😁
    #Humour .Laugh at this :😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100 An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic... Lawyer : "I have lost my sense of taste" Indian doctor : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer : "Ugh..this is kerosene" Indian doctor : "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"😂😂😂 The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer : "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Indian doctor : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed) : "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Indian doctor : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"😂😂🙄 The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100. Lawyer : "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all " Indian doctor : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100" Lawyer (staring at the note) : "But this is $20, not $100" Indian doctor : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"😂😂😂😅 You can't beat the Indians !!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 P.S. : This has nothing to do with the current "Trudeau Tirade" 😁😁😁😁
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  • #Humour
    किसी ने ऐसी अफवाह फैला दी कि जो भी ये कुर्ता पहनेगा वही 2024 में PM बनेगा

    फिर क्या था ?

    जरा देख लो महाठगबंधन वालों की हालत।
    #Humour किसी ने ऐसी अफवाह फैला दी कि जो भी ये कुर्ता पहनेगा वही 2024 में PM बनेगा फिर क्या था ? जरा देख लो महाठगबंधन वालों की हालत।
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  • 🚨 If America has Superman, Batman, Spider-Man and India has Shaktimaan, then Pakistan also has a ChaddiMan.😎
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    🚨 If America has Superman, Batman, Spider-Man and India has Shaktimaan, then Pakistan also has a ChaddiMan.😎 #Humour
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