The briefcase & the miniskirt

😜Tokyo, Japan
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her mini skirt.
Before the man could apologize, the girl bowed deeply, and said,“I humbly apologize for this error. The quality of my skirt is not good.”
Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.

😜New York, USA
Before the man could react, the woman pulled out a business card and gave it to him saying,
“This is my lawyer’s card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment matter. See you in court, buddy!”

😜London, England
Before the man could react, the girl quickly covered the torn spot with a newspaper, and said with a blush on her face,
“Do you mind taking me home, sir? I live not far away.”
The Englishman took his jacket off, put it on her, called a cab and took her home safely.

😜Paris, France
Before the man could react, the girl murmured with a smile,“A red rose can best convey your apology, monsieur.”
The Frenchman bought her a rose, and then they went to a nearby cafe, drank some wine.

😜Sydney, Australia
Before the man could apologize, the girl turned around, took out a hunting knife, ripped the side of his trousers and said; “OK, now we’re even, mate"

😜Shanghai, China
Before the man could say anything, the police came and took him away to labour camp

😜😜New Delhi, India
Before the man could apologize, 10 TV anchors came yelling, “We are the first TV channel to bring you this outrageous event. This is exclusive. How the modesty of a simple dalit/minority girl was violated in open public by a dark Hindu RSS fundamentalist with a bhagwa briefcase and he attended Shaka once 15 years ago. We assure you, we shall track this sordid story of this Hindu terror to the very end. Blatant intolerance by the majority Hindus working on Hindutva agenda of BJP. India wants to know !The nation is watching ! The PM must answer !”

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Australia tasting it’s own medicine.

It arrested the man who waved Israeli flag but allowed Hamas sympathisers to take out a rally in support of terrorists.

What happened later can be seen here. Hamas Terrorist sympathisers set fire Australia’s famous Sydney Opera House.

What you sow is what you reap.

Someone asked for the best countries to move leaving India....here are the best advices 😂

Go to Pakistan. You will come back in a week running with frightened eyes.

Go to Japan. You cannot afford to go to a hair cutting salon also.

Go to Australia. You have to come back to India occasionally to see nature, historical sights and enjoy good diversified food to escape from dull cities like Melbourne and Sydney.

Go to USA. You shall remember your Indian family doctor every day.

Go to Singapore. It takes five years to learn the rules.

Go to western Europe. You feel Indian trouble makers are far better than some immigrants from Africa.

Go to Scandinavian countries. You shall repent about the climate.

Moving to Canada. Go with antidepressants to live in a friendless environment.

Try Middle East. You stop talking.

Still if you are allergic to India have a long world tour. Do homework. Settle in a suitable place.

🇮🇳 Jai Hind

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