The briefcase & the miniskirt 😜Tokyo, Japan A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her mini skirt. Before the man could apologize, the girl bowed deeply, and said,“I humbly apologize for this error. The quality of my skirt is not good.” Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left. 😜New York, USA Before the man could react, the woman pulled out a business card and gave it to him saying, “This is my lawyer’s card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment matter. See you in court, buddy!” 😜London, England Before the man could react, the girl quickly covered the torn spot with a newspaper, and said with a blush on her face, “Do you mind taking me home, sir? I live not far away.” The Englishman took his jacket off, put it on her, called a cab and took her home safely. 😜Paris, France Before the man could react, the girl murmured with a smile,“A red rose can best convey your apology, monsieur.” The Frenchman bought her a rose, and then they went to a nearby cafe, drank some wine. 😜Sydney, Australia Before the man could apologize, the girl turned around, took out a hunting knife, ripped the side of his trousers and said; “OK, now we’re even, mate" 😜Shanghai, China Before the man could say anything, the police came and took him away to labour camp 😜😜New Delhi, India Before the man could apologize, 10 TV anchors came yelling, “We are the first TV channel to bring you this outrageous event. This is exclusive. How the modesty of a simple dalit/minority girl was violated in open public by a dark Hindu RSS fundamentalist with a bhagwa briefcase and he attended Shaka once 15 years ago. We assure you, we shall track this sordid story of this Hindu terror to the very end. Blatant intolerance by the majority Hindus working on Hindutva agenda of BJP. India wants to know !The nation is watching ! The PM must answer !”

Latest Nepal News Headlines for November 1, 2024 1. Nepal Secures Historic Victory Over England in Hong Kong Sixes Nepal's cricket team achieved a landmark six-wicket win against three-time champions England in the 20th Hong Kong Sixes tournament. Captain Sandeep Jora led the charge with an explosive 50 off 12 balls, guiding Nepal to chase down the 98-run target in just 4.2 overs. 2. Nepal Celebrates Kukur Puja Honoring Canine Companions During the annual "Kukur Puja" festival, Nepalese across the country adorned dogs with flower garlands, offered treats, and applied vermillion marks on their heads to honor their loyalty and companionship. This tradition is part of the five-day Tihar festival, also known as Diwali. 3. Nepal and Bhutan Seek Indian Investment for Hydropower Projects Nepal and Bhutan are actively seeking Indian investment to enhance their hydroelectric output and export surplus power to India. Officials highlighted India's push for net-zero emissions by 2070 and its need for renewable power to support economic growth. 4. Record-Setting Teen Climber Advocates for Sherpa Leadership in Expeditions Eighteen-year-old Nima Rinji Sherpa, the youngest person to summit all 14 of the world's highest peaks, is advocating for Sherpas to be recognized as skilled athletes and expedition leaders, not just as porters and guides. 5. Transgender Woman Wins Legal Recognition After 50 Lawsuits In a historic ruling, Nepal's Supreme Court has legally recognized Rukshana Kapali, a transgender woman, as female after she filed over 50 lawsuits. This decision affirms the right to self-declare gender under Nepal's constitution. 6. Nepal's Political Instability Continues with Frequent Leadership Changes Nepal's political landscape remains turbulent, with Khadga Prasad "KP" Sharma Oli recently sworn in as Prime Minister for the fourth time since 2015, making him the 14th prime minister since 2008. This constant turnover highlights deep-rooted instability in the nation. 7. Burhan Wilderness Camps Promote Eco-Tourism in Nepal Situated in the Khata Wildlife Corridor near Bardiya National Park, Burhan Wilderness Camps offer a unique and sustainable tourism experience, promoting eco-friendly tourism and supporting the local Tharu community. 8. Nepal's Armed Police Force Honors Service Dogs During Kukur Puja At the Armed Police Force canine center in Kathmandu, handlers celebrated their service dogs during the "Kukur Puja" festival, acknowledging their role in providing security. 9. Nepal's Hydropower Sector Open to Private Investors Nepal's hydropower sector remains open to all private investors, with the country aiming for 28 GW of power generation capacity in the next 10-12 years. 10. Nepal's Political Alliances Frequently Shift Amid Instability Nepal's political alliances often shift, with parties forming improbable coalitions to gain power, contributing to the nation's deep-rooted instability. #NepalCricket #KukurPuja #Hydropower #SherpaLeadership #TransRights #PoliticalInstability #EcoTourism #ServiceDogs #PrivateInvestment #PoliticalAlliances

Latest World News Headlines for November 1, 2024 1. UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer Prepares for Challenging Budget Amid Economic Strains Prime Minister Keir Starmer has cautioned the UK public about an upcoming budget that reflects the nation's "harsh" economic reality. Facing a sluggish economy, rising public debt, and low growth, the Labour government plans to implement higher taxes and restrained public spending to revitalize public services and stimulate economic growth. Treasury Chief Rachel Reeves is expected to introduce tax hikes targeting employers and capital gains to fund these initiatives. 2. Donald Trump Leads Controversial Rally at Madison Square Garden Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump held a rally at Madison Square Garden in New York, marked by controversial and racist remarks from his allies. Trump focused on immigration, promising a massive deportation program if elected. The event featured speakers like Rudy Giuliani and Hulk Hogan, who used offensive language. Billionaire Elon Musk also attended, discussing plans to reduce federal spending. 3. UK Advances in Green Energy with Stanlow Refinery's Hydrogen Transition Essar Group CEO Prashant Ruia is spearheading efforts to decarbonize the UK's second-largest oil refinery, Stanlow, by transitioning it to hydrogen. This move positions Stanlow as the UK's first refinery to shift away from CO2-emitting gas, aligning with broader plans to decarbonize industry across North West England. The initiative is supported by substantial government funding, reflecting the UK's leadership in green energy. 4. Australian Breakdancer 'Raygun' Achieves World Number One Ranking Amid Controversy Australian breakdancer Rachael "Raygun" Gunn has been ranked as the world number one by the World DanceSport Federation, despite a poor performance at the Paris Olympics. Her top ranking stems from points earned at the WDSF Oceania Championship, highlighting a controversy due to the exclusion of Olympic performances in the rankings. Other Australian breakdancers also feature prominently in the global rankings. 5. Global Tensions Rise Ahead of US Presidential Election The 2024 US presidential election is marked by unprecedented suspense and drama, with candidates Donald Trump and Kamala Harris in a tight race. The campaign has seen dramatic events, including the late replacement of a sitting president and attempted assassinations. Both candidates are neck-and-neck, with polls showing margin of errors in key swing states. Historical precedents and key voter issues, such as the economy and immigration, play critical roles in this tight race. 6. Severe Flooding in Spain Claims Over 90 Lives Torrential rains have led to devastating flash floods in eastern Spain, resulting in at least 95 fatalities. Rescue operations are ongoing as authorities work to locate missing persons and provide aid to affected regions. 7. Israel Conducts Strikes in Northern Gaza Amid Rising Tensions Israeli military forces have intensified operations in northern Gaza, leading to significant casualties. The United Nations has expressed deep concern over the escalating conflict and its humanitarian impact. 8. North Korea Sends Troops to Russia Amid Ukraine Conflict Reports indicate that North Korea has deployed military personnel to Russia, potentially to support operations related to the ongoing conflict in Ukraine. This development has raised international concerns about escalating tensions in the region. 9. Lebanon's Prime Minister Optimistic About Ceasefire with Israel Lebanese Prime Minister has expressed cautious optimism regarding a potential ceasefire with Israel, following recent escalations along the border. Diplomatic efforts are underway to de-escalate the situation. 10. Global Markets React to Uncertainty Ahead of U.S. Presidential Election Financial markets worldwide are experiencing volatility as investors react to the uncertainty surrounding the upcoming U.S. presidential election. Analysts suggest that market fluctuations may continue until election results are finalized. 11. United Nations Calls for Increased Aid to Sudan Amid Ongoing Conflict The UN Secretary-General has urged the international community to provide more humanitarian assistance to Sudan, where ongoing conflict has led to widespread displacement and a humanitarian crisis. 12. France Implements New Measures to Combat Climate Change The French government has announced a series of new policies aimed at reducing carbon emissions and promoting sustainable energy sources, reinforcing its commitment to combating climate change. 13. China Launches New Space Station Module China has successfully launched a new module for its space station, marking a significant milestone in its expanding space exploration program. 14. Protests Erupt in Brazil Over Government Corruption Allegations Mass protests have broken out across Brazil following allegations of corruption within the government, with citizens demanding accountability and transparency. 15. United Kingdom Faces Transportation Strikes Amid Wage Disputes Major transportation strikes are causing disruptions across the UK as workers protest for higher wages and better working conditions. 16. Japan Reports Economic Growth Amid Global Slowdown Despite a global economic slowdown, Japan has reported modest economic growth, attributed to increased exports and domestic consumption. 17. Canada Legalizes Online Sports Betting Nationwide** Canada has passed legislation legalizing online sports betting across the country, aiming to regulate the industry and generate additional tax revenue. 18. India Launches Nationwide Vaccination Campaign Against New Virus Strain** In response to a new virus strain, India has initiated a nationwide vaccination campaign to curb its spread and protect public health. #UKBudget2024 #TrumpRally #GreenEnergy #Breakdancing #USElection2024 #SpainFloods #IsraelGazaConflict #NorthKoreaRussia #LebanonIsraelCeasefire #GlobalMarkets #SudanCrisis #ClimateChange #ChinaSpaceStation #BrazilProtests #UKStrikes #JapanEconomy #CanadaSportsBetting #IndiaVaccination

10 Shocking Stories the Media Buried Today #10 - British advisors to Kamala Harris have been caught plotting to "kill Musk's Twitter," and now @ElonMusk is saying, "This is war." This damning discovery was uncovered by Paul D. Thacker and Matt Taibbi. The report reveals that it’s England—not Russia—involved in real election interference. It starts with leaked documents from the Center for Countering Digital Hate (CCDH), a group linked to the British Labour Party, showing a plan to take down X. Their "annual priorities" mission is: "Kill Musk's Twitter." Alongside that is "advertising focus," which means a harassment and shaming campaign to scare away advertisers and drain X's revenue. Morgan McSweeney, a key figure behind British Prime Minister Keir Starmer's rise to power, is leading this effort. The report suggests that he is aiming to replicate the success he had in the U.K., using narrative control, political influence, and censorship to shape the outcome of the 2024 election. The leaks also show that CCDH is pushing for new laws to control "misinformation"—all under the guise of combating disinformation, while actually trying to manipulate U.S. legislation. This report is damning, and it shows how much the world's most powerful people hate free speech and the open flow of ideas. Anyone claiming to combat "misinformation," at this point, is clearly your enemy, not your friend. For more details, check out @thackerpd’s thread: https://x.com/thackerpd/status/1848755448674934836?s=46&t=k7DOzt02q2xVLz7J4o4Rmg

“This is England, not Pakistan or Bangladesh”, says British patriot to Muslim London Mayor Sadiq Khan.

The founder and former director of 🏳️‍🌈 Pride in Surrey, England has been charged with multiple counts of sexual abuse against children. Stephen Ireland, 40, and David Sutton, 26, both from Addlestone, were arrested on Wednesday. Mr. Stephen founded Pride in Surrey in 2018. Mr Sutton was a volunteer with the organisation. The pair were suspended in June this year. Both have been remanded in custody and will appear before magistrates in Staines on Thursday.

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"Why are you protesting against the people protesting the stabbing of little girls? Are you mentally unwell?" Charlie Veitch has a message for the "refugees are welcome here" brigade, gathered to protest against people who have had enough of being treated like second-class citizens in their own country. "England will be forever. English people will live forever. Your international globalist bullcrap will not stand." Source For more content like this, subscribe to @RealWideAwakeMedia And visit: https://wide-awake-media.com

A lot has been said on the links of Rahul Gandhi and George Soros. Beyond the English speaking high SEC citizens, no one in India is interested in this story or connection. However, I still wish to add some talking points. Drugs / Soros / CIA / Colombia / Myanmar – Manipur / Rahul Gandhi. Of the many fronts that Soros uses, he made maximum profits by laundering drug money. And this started in Colombia. (yes we know about the Bank of England currency crash etc, but if we have to take one angle of his revenue stream, then this is it - money laundering ). In January 1994, the Colombian government sold a 75% stake in the Banco de Colombia to Soros’s henchmen, the Cali, Colombia-based Gilinski family—Isaac Gilinski and his son Jaime Gilinski, for $432 million. Banco de Colombia had long been identified by the United States Drug Enforcement Administration as under the control of Colombian drug traffickers, for money laundering, in conjunction with the Eagle National Bank of Miami, Florida. Then in May 1994, the Gilinskis applied to the Colombian government for permission to sell just over 9% of the Banco de Colombia. In August 1994, Soros himself invested an estimated $70 to $80 million to become minority owner with a 9% stake. His man Jaime Gilinski was chairman; Gilinski also acquired the dope cartel’s Eagle National Bank in south Florida. “The Colombian Gilinski family was using drug profits to buy resort property in the Crimea and Russia, and reportedly hired Armenian and Chechen hit men to remove members of Slavic crime groups opposing their activities.” Audio tapes were made public (the famous “narcocassettes” in the “8000 Process” case) showing that the Cali cartel had made millions available to the 1994 Presidential campaign of Ernesto Samper Pizano. Soros, through his bank, simply laundered money for the infamous Cali cartel of Colombia. Soros & the Gilinski family continues to operate a string of banks in Colombia and offshore in the Caribbean, including the Colombian bank Sudameris, Banco Tequendama, the cash dispensers and ATM network Servibanca in Colombia, and the Sudameris assets in Panama and in the drug-money-laundering center, the Cayman Islands. Myanmar was famous as part of Golden Triangle – base for high end narcotics. As was Afghanistan and CIA quickly learnt that drug sells better than gold and there are global players who move both the narcotics and the money. For narcotics sales logistics – the CIA turned to ISI of Pakistan who transferred the job to Dawood Ibrahim – who quickly became the blue eyed boy of CIA. On the Myanmar side, Soros bankrolled the ARSA ( Arakan Rohingya Salvation Army ) and used ISI Pakistan to hand them lethal weapons to take control of the drug trade amongst others. (Note : People from Indian opposition parties tried to settle these illegal Rohingyas - battle hardened - in Hindu majority areas of India, including Jammu - where Pakistani terrorists ambushed Indian Army vehicles ). And the CIA favorite Erik Prince of Blackwater fame, enters Myanmar at this time. In fact in 2021 : Myanmar Military regime seizes bank accounts of George Soros’s OSF, issues arrest warrant against staff members. ( When will India take action on staff of Open Societies Foundation – OSF ) And then US and China started bankrolling various other insurgent / terror groups in Myanmar. The US game was outed by Bangladesh PM who stated that “she was offered outside help to win her country's January 7 (2024) elections if she permits a foreign country (USA) to establish a military airbase in Bangladesh have led to speculations that the Central Intelligence Agency is plotting to carve out an "East-Timor-like Christian nation" from parts of Bangladesh, Myanmar and India. While the old bogey was raised that US wanted to “watch over China” from a new post – the reality is that US wanted to take control of the drug trade emanating out of this region, after it lost out from the lucrative trade in Afghanistan where it was ousted in a shameful manner. Dr GP

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The Reserve bank of India brings back 100 tonnes of Gold from the Vault of UK to India. This is a major shift in the Economic Policy of the RBI, as it will now hold most of its Gold in its own vault.   These changes have significant implications for India’s economic sovereignty and global market dynamics. Most countries keep their gold in the vaults of the Bank of England or other such location and pay a fee for the privileges.   At present, India has huge Foreign Exchange Reserves to cover up to 11 months of Imports. As of March 31, 2024, the total gold held by the Reserve Bank was 822.10 metric tonnes as compared to 794.63 metric tonnes as of corresponding period. Question by young folks born after 1990 But in whose tenure the gold was moved to UK .? Answer In 1991 during Chandrashekhar's tenure as PM... when your your Rakhi Sawant of Economics was Commerce minister

Nepali Football Team Prepares for Friendly Competition in Europe after 38 Years 17th Baisakh: Preparation of Nepali Team Flying to England Appears Weak* Long-awaited European Friendly Competition: After 38 years, the Nepali football team is gearing up for a friendly competition in Europe. However, their preparation for the upcoming match against England on the 17th of Baisakh seems inadequate. Training Setback: With the head coach, Bisendjo Albert, residing in Italy, only 26 players have been announced for training sessions aimed at friendly matches. ANFA's Efforts: The All Nepal Football Association (ANFA) is conducting training at the Bhadrakali Army Ground starting Tuesday. The national team is set to play a friendly match against England's 'C' division team, Aldershot Town Football Club, on the 25th of Baisakh. Challenges Faced: Due to most senior players being engaged in the Gold Cup Football Tournament and limited access to fields, ANFA faces challenges in adequately preparing the national team. Fitness Concerns: A player highlighted fitness issues amidst insufficient training, stressing the importance of robust preparation for European competition. ANFA's Initiative: ANFA has prepared a squad of 23 players and seven officials for the Nepali team's second-ever European tour, aiming to send a strong contingent for friendly matches. Support and Logistics: ANFA, along with the assistance of a task force, district, and club officials, is arranging the tour to England. Notably, ANFA President Pankaj Vikram Nemwang and Vice President Deepak Khadka will accompany the national team. Tripartite Agreement: A tripartite agreement has been reached between the Football Association of Nepal (FAN), ANFA, and Aldershot Town Football Club. The agreement includes a 90-minute match with both teams allowed to make five substitutions. ANFA will cover all expenses for the Nepali team. Challenges Ahead: With limited training opportunities and delayed preparations, the Nepali team faces challenges. However, they aim to intensify training for better readiness, especially for European matches. In Conclusion: Despite facing hurdles, the Nepali football team's journey to Europe signifies a significant milestone in their international sports endeavors. As they gear up for friendly matches, ANFA's concerted efforts aim to ensure a competitive outing for Nepali football. #NepaliFootballTeam

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Nishata Kaul - Born in Kashmiri Brahmin family - Schooling from St Thomas School, Delhi - Graduation from LSR College, Delhi - PG in England Her community faced extreme violence from Pak sponsored terrorism But today She loves Pakistan n hates India This is power of Education If u can control education, U can brainwash anyone or u can free anyone Education shapes our ideas, thoughts, perception, beliefs

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Historic Win - Indian Women Cricket Team won by 347 runs against England in Test.