1. The Forgetful Runner
A runner lines up for a race and, as the gun goes off, he sprints in the wrong direction.When asked why, he says, “I just wanted to see if anyone would follow me.”
2. The Clumsy Doctor
A doctor accidentally drops a scalpel during surgery.He looks at the patient and says, “Well, let’s just call it ‘minimal invasion.’”
3. The Lazy Gardener
A man stares at his garden and says, “I planted patience, but...
1. The Forgetful Golfer
A golfer lines up his shot but pauses and says, “Wait, I forgot which hole I’m on.”The caddy replies, “The one you’re about to mess up!”
2. The Parrot’s Talent
A man buys a parrot that can mimic anyone’s voice.He brings it home and says, “Go on, say something funny.”The parrot replies, “I only mimic people smarter than you.”
3. The Dog’s Secret
A dog owner says to his dog, “Why...
1. The Forgetful Chef
A chef is preparing a meal for an important guest. When the guest arrives, the chef proudly serves the dish.The guest takes one bite and says, “It’s good, but where’s the main ingredient?”The chef smacks his forehead and says, “I knew I forgot something!”
2. The Lazy Cat
A man’s cat is lying on the couch, doing nothing as usual. The man says, “All you do is sleep all day.”The cat lazily replies, “Well,...
1. The Forgetful Mechanic
A man takes his car to the mechanic and asks, “How much will it cost to fix my car?”The mechanic says, “It depends. What seems to be the problem?”The man replies, “It doesn’t go when I press the gas.”The mechanic says, “Sounds like it needs gas.”
2. The Nervous Skydiver
A man goes skydiving for the first time. Before jumping, he asks the instructor, “What happens if my parachute doesn’t...
1. The Fast Turtle
Two turtles are walking through the desert. One turtle turns to the other and says, “I think we’re lost!”The other turtle replies, “Relax. We’re not lost, we just haven’t been moving fast enough to get anywhere!”
2. The Restaurant Dilemma
A man walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. He takes a sip and calls the waiter over, saying, “Waiter, this soup tastes funny!”The waiter looks down and says,...
1. The Taxi Passenger
A man gets into a taxi and says, "To the airport, please."Halfway there, the driver says, "You know, I love talking to passengers, but every time I do, they never tip well." The man responds, "Interesting. Let's see if I break the pattern today." No tip followed.
2. The Fishy Business
A man walks into a fish market, points at a fish, and asks, “Is this fresh?”The fishmonger replies, “As fresh as your jokes!” The man says, “Then I’ll...
1. The Bus Driver and the Nun
A bus driver sees a nun waiting at the bus stop every morning. One day, the bus driver works up the courage and asks, “Sister, do you mind if I ask you something personal?”The nun replies, “Go ahead.”The driver says, “I’ve always had a fantasy of kissing a nun. Could you help me with that?”The nun looks at him and says, “Only if you’re single and a Catholic.”The driver excitedly replies,...
1. The Clumsy Chef
A chef is demonstrating how to cook in front of a live audience. As he’s about to add the final touches, he accidentally drops the whole pot of sauce on the floor.Without missing a beat, he smiles and says, “And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you ruin a perfect dish.”
2. The Forgetful Husband
A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’m at the store. What was it you needed again?”His wife replies, “I told you five times...
1. The Lawyer and the Thief
A thief breaks into a lawyer’s house and starts rummaging through the drawers. The lawyer, awakened by the noise, comes downstairs and finds the thief.The lawyer says, “Before you take anything, let’s negotiate.”The thief, confused, asks, “Negotiate what?”The lawyer replies, “Well, I’m a lawyer. It’s just what I do.”
2. The Customer’s Order
A man walks into a restaurant and orders a burger and...
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